This is the shirt for all occasions, If you’re looking for the perfect attire to wear to an important job interview, then show show up in your Crash shirt and that job is as good as yours. Getting married soon? Screw that boring tux… Just show up on your wedding day in blue jeans and your Crash t-shirt ( show your wife where your true allegiance lies ). Planning on kicking the bucket any day now? If so then this is the shirt that you need to be buried in. Won’t your grieving family be so proud? Did you catch a case? When you’re in the courtroom standing in front of the judge with a potential 10 year stretch hanging over your head then there is nothing else that you would want to be wearing than this shirt.
As you can see, this is the shirt for any and all occasions.
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