I just finished watching the latest episode of the USA show Royal Pains off my DVR (great show; highly recommend it although they need to put an end to the whole sibling rivalry thing). Afterwards I scanned some of the latest and greatest tidbits on the Charlotte Bobcats (or is it just Cats now?).
In the middle of reading one article about His Airness punching former teammate Steve Kerr at practice back in their playing days I came to a realization.
Michael Jordan is a royal pain.
To be more specific, he is the taller, African-American version of Evan (played by Paulo Costanzo). In the show the two brothers, Evan and Hank, are arguing over the direction of their concierge medical practice. Hank just wants to practice medicine while Evan wants to turn it into a money-making machine.
Separately the two are floundering. Evan knows nothing about medicine while Hank knows even less about business.