Many of you have probably been asking yourselves, “What has Blogcat been doing all summer?” Many more of you have probably not been asking yourselves that. Or if you were, you were probably hoping the answer was, “Getting impregnated by a hideous alien and then watching in horror as the writhing monster fetus is extracted from his belly via a futuristic self-surgery chamber.”
And you wouldn’t be far off! Because speaking of watching things in horror, what I’ve actually been doing is writing an e-book (entitled–what else?–The Breaks of the Wind) on the 2011-12 Bobcats. Remember them? Unless you are one of the lucky few whose health care covers lobotomies, of course you do! Well, you can now purchase my e-book here for the low, low price of $1.99. And I promise this isn’t some lame rip-off move in which I just compile a bunch of my old entries. Nope, I’ve added dozens of curse words, recoils, cringes, dry-heaves, and shudders, all of which are befitting for the NBA season equivalent of a gory exorcism. Enjoy!
Now it’s on to the next one! I must admit I’m not optimistic about the Cats this year. In fact, I’ve been putting off thinking about the 2012-13 season for as long as possible, hoping instead for some kind of divine intervention, such as a rogue planet entering our orbit and colliding with Earth, rendering the entire human race extinct, and leaving NBA commissioner David Stern with no choice but to lock out the players again. Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like that’s happening, and now I’ve got to accept that there will be a season. Therefore, it’s time to do some previewing and predictions.







