And all through the House, Former Bobcats past and present were getting their groove on, even Primoz Brezec who defends as if he should be wearing a blouse… OK, I know my rhyming skills need some work, but Christmas is right around the corner and as Bobcats fans I think we all need a little something to lighten the mood. So, With that I present to you 3 videos for your enjoyment.

#1 – Raymond Felton, DJ Augustin, Larry Brown, Primoz Brezec, Gerald Wallace

All of these are a result of the mayhem taking place in this thread in our forum.

Enjoy!

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 Results 9 through 1 after the jump

Below is proof that a Youtube mix can make even the absolute worst player look good. I present to you…

The Primoz Brezec Mix.

Since Primoz "The Slovenian Butterfly Gangster" Prezac was traded from the Bobcats earlier this season he has become stranger and more deluded  by the day. Take a gander at this account of Primoz’ behavior during a recent Orlando Magic game:

Doug Smith’s Toronto Raptors blog via Realgm

What you didn’t see

And neither did I but a spy sitting courtside tells me during one
timeout the Magaic mascot, a not particularly fearsome looking dragon,
was goofing around near the Raptor bench.

Seems Primoz Brezec, for some reason known only to Primoz Brezec,
took great umbrage at a stuffed animal having fun and slugged the
thing. Then he tells him, ‘bleep you, I’ll bleep you up.’

Yeah, that’s ‘manning up’ like the best of ‘em, smacking a mascot

Bush league, if you ask me.

 

If anybody asks me, my money is on Stuff the Magic Dragon to defeat Primoz in a best of 7 steel cage death match… If it ever comes to that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the Detroit Pistons come to town and that means the return of Primoz Brezec. For those of you that don’t remember Primoz, lets recap

Name: Primoz Brezec

Nickname: The Slovenian Butterfly

Armor Type: None

Toughness: Soft (certified level 18)  

Encumbrance: Lack of skills 

Slogan:  "I’m a warrior man
 

Shit points GIVE/TAKE: 0/+1000

Likes: Long walks in the park, kittens, cockapoos and scrapbooking

Dislikes: NBA contact 

Lets hope that the Bobcats can survive Primoz’ onslaught.

Its only been 3 games since the trade, but lets have some fun and take a look at how Nazr has performed in 3 games for the Bobcats versus Primoz "The Pillow" Brezec’s 20 games with the Cats this season

Primoz – 20 games

Total 

37 points 

44 rebounds

4 blocks ( how does a 7 footer only have 4 blocks in 20 games??? )

0 steals

FG% 39.5 ( don’t even get me started ranting on that. Theres no excuse for a big man to ever shoot that poorly) 

Nazr  – 3 games

Total

43 points

23 rebounds (Ummm… I think its safe to say that Nazr should be able to surpass Primoz’ 44 in the next 17 games)

7 blocks

2 steals 

FG% 62.0

I think that its safe to say that Bobcats fans are universally pleased with this trade so far.