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Blogcat’s Season Recap, Part 3: The Final Insult

Okay, now comes the part in which I have to examine the last four guys on the Bobcats’ regular rotation.  And because I’m essentially looking at the worst four players on my favorite team, which was also the worst team in NBA history, I’ve got to be careful that this recap doesn’t quickly turn into [...]

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Bobcats End Season Lacking Dignity, Commas in Their Fan Appreciation Ads

Look at it this way, Bobcats fans: at least “.106 winning percentage” doesn’t make for a very catchy derisive chant.  Not only is Charlotte officially the worst team ever, with 23 losses to close out the season (23—the Irony-Meter’s on 10), one month-old Bobcats fans everywhere are wondering if the Bobcats will ever win a [...]

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Local Man on My Commute Probably Unaware of Being Metaphor For Bobcats’ Season

I spent Wednesday night watching the Bobcats get pummeled by the Bulls, and then I had to spend the following morning on the subway watching this guy get pummeled by what smelled like Old Gran Dad.  Both visual experiences were equally depressing.  It’s just no fun watching people futilely attempt something at which they’re pathetically [...]

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How Would Andre Drummond Look in a Charlotte Bobcats Uniform?

The good thing about having one of the lottery picks in the coming draft is that it is hard to go wrong with whoever you pick. Every player that will get taken in the early part of the first round is bound to make a difference on whatever team they happen to land on. That [...]

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Nobody Likes the Bobcats (And Neither Do They)

Poor Rick Bonnell.  Did you catch his recap of Wednesday’s latest loss to the Minnesota Timberwolves?  There are no quotes or analysis; it’s more like a set of bullet points: The Bobcats outscored the Timberwolves 20-9 in Najera’s seven first-half minutes Najera scored only two points, but he grabbed eight rebounds and play rugged defense. Henderson scored [...]

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Bobcats Continue to Struggle in 3rd Quarter; Also in 1st, 2nd, and 4th

First of all, I’m so pissed that Michael Pena of Red 94 stole my thunder.  I was all over that line from Houston Rockets color analyst/balding community icon Clyde Drexler about Tyrus Thomas not having “enough sand in his pants.”  The game was well into the third quarter and the Bobcats were already down by [...]

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