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Cougars Down

The Bobcats played as the Carolina Cougars on Saturday night, and “Cougars” is a fitting name for this team, considering how many of their losses are over 30 and pathetic.  Their opponents were the Clippers (playing in LA Stars throwbacks that must have been created before the invention of fonts), and Blake Griffin and his [...]

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Who Will/Could be the Charlotte Bobcats Version of Jeremy Lin?

If you have not watched basketball in the last week, than you have no idea who Jeremy Lin is. To find out all you have to do is turn on ESPN. The Asian Sensation has become the hottest name in basketball as he has stepped out of obscurity on February 4 to lead the Knicks [...]

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When Will the Pain End for the Charlotte Bobcats and Their Fan(s)?

My goal is to always remain optimistic without being completely unrealistic when I write my posts, but I have to say that the Charlotte Bobcats are making it awful hard to do that these days. The scene from White Men Can’t Jump where Wesley Snipes is getting hustled by Woody Harrelson keeps coming to mind [...]

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Charlotte Bobcats lose to the Clippers – The Skrull Empire is strong

So, Monday night, the Bobcats had to face off against a shape shifting Skrull who has somehow managed to capture the ability and raw athleticism of a 22 year old Shawn Kemp and mimic it in the form of Los Angeles Clipper Blake Griffin.  Having to face off against this type of alien being did [...]

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Blake Griffin takes it hard to the hole against the Bobcats

See what I did there? If you thought the hole was going to be safe with Blake Griffin around then you were very sadly mistaken. Apparently he has very little regard whatsoever for the sanctity of the aforementioned hole. Take a look for yourself.

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This has nothing to do with the Bobcats, but this needs to be said

Blake Griffin is NOT human. The proof is below: I’m fairly certain that 12 hours later Timothy Mozgov is still somewhere weeping quietly, curled up in the fetal position after having the misfortune of being violated on this dunk. This has to be the dunk of the year.

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