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Atlanta, Please Donate Your Organ

Did anyone catch NBA Commissioner David Stern’s remarks to the New Orleans Times-Picayune?  He proudly announced that the Hornets are very close to having a new team owner with a sweet deal “that will have a very favorable lease, important capital improvements, intense tax benefits and a new TV deal to boot.’’  First of all, [...]

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Bobcats Sort of Win And Kind of Lose A Little Bit

This is all Ron Rivera’s fault.  The head coach of the Carolina Panthers seems like a great guy, with solid Edward James Olmos looks and values.  I imagine he really appreciated the film Stand and Deliver.  But the man has an unfortunate verbal tick in which he adds the phrase “a little bit” to nearly [...]

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Not Bad Bobcats

After living in Indianapolis and suffering through the last NFL season with the Colts I learned how to do one thing really well—enjoy the small victories that come with sucking. If there is one thing that the Bobcats have done real well this year it has been sucking, but on Saturday night they gave us [...]

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Eh?-Plus

TORONTO—In a shocking announcement on Friday night, the Charlotte Bobcats declared to the world that they had won a basketball game.  In a chaotic press conference, spokesman Kemba Walker stated, “The Charlotte Bobcats have now amassed enough knowledge and technology to acquire a basketball win.  What’s more, our goal is to acquire multiple basketball wins [...]

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Thank You Toronto

At this time after suffering through an abysmal 16 game losing streak, I think it is only appropriate that we give thanks to the people that helped the Charlotte Bobcats break this heinous streak that was on the verge of reaching Reverse-Undertaker-Wrestlemania-Streak proportions. First I would like to thank the people of Toronto Canada. Thank [...]

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When Will the Pain End for the Charlotte Bobcats and Their Fan(s)?

My goal is to always remain optimistic without being completely unrealistic when I write my posts, but I have to say that the Charlotte Bobcats are making it awful hard to do that these days. The scene from White Men Can’t Jump where Wesley Snipes is getting hustled by Woody Harrelson keeps coming to mind [...]

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