Congratulations Sacramento Kings fans you have just acquired Charlotte Bobcats power forward Sean May.
Kings fans have one of the strongest NBA fan bases on the web ( just witness the awesomeness of Sactown Royalty, Cowbell Kingdom or KingFans.com ) so we felt that it would be the neighborly thing for us to do to pass along some of Sean May’s legacy (from a BobcatsPlanet perspective of course)
OK Kings fans, use these items responsibly:
The Sean May is so fat… thread (18 pages long)
Miscellaneous Sean May punchlines by amour217
- The minute Sean May arrives in Sacramento, California will fall into the ocean.
- That’s gotta be a photoshop, because a real Sean May basketball card would have to be the size of a space shuttle
- At Sean May’s house, “Draft Party” refers to standing behind Sean after the beans are gone
- Compared to Sean May, Kevin Love is a freakin Somalian
- Oh he’s got pull….gravitational pull
OK Sac fans, enjoy having the round mound of microfracture surgery on your squad. As you can tell from the links above, we’re a caring bunch here, so if you need us at any time during the season for Sean May support, we’re here for you.