Via The Deuce of Davenport

Michael Jordan’s divorce is final and the bill is in…MJ is set to pay
his ex-wife Juanita Jordan 168 million dollars in what appears to be
the most expensive break-up ever. According to the Times UK,
the final settlement includes their 7 acre Chicago estate and custody
of their 3 children. In ranking the top 5 celebrity divorces, the Times
has Jordan as #1, next to Neil Diamond’s $150+ million gut-wrencher.

In hindsight, maybe MJ should have listened closely to the Immortal words of Johnnie Taylor "Its Cheaper to Keep Her"

You tied up, you better stay tied up
Cause it’s cheaper to keep her, this is from T, who says
It’s cheaper to keep her, it’s cheaper to keep her
When your little girl makes you mad
And you get an attitude and pack your bags
Five little children that you’re leavin’ behind
Son, you’re gonna pay some alimony or do some time
That’s why it’s cheaper to keep her (Help me say it, y’all)
It’s cheaper to keep her (It’s cheaper to keep her)
When you get through starin’ that judge in the face
You’re gonna want to cuss the whole human race
That’s why it’s cheaper to keep her (It’s cheaper to keep her)