Since Primoz "The Slovenian
Butterfly Gangster" Prezac was traded from the Bobcats earlier this season he has become stranger and more deluded by the day. Take a gander at this account of Primoz’ behavior during a recent Orlando Magic game:
What you didn’t see
And neither did I but a spy sitting courtside tells me during one
timeout the Magaic mascot, a not particularly fearsome looking dragon,
was goofing around near the Raptor bench.
Seems Primoz Brezec, for some reason known only to Primoz Brezec,
took great umbrage at a stuffed animal having fun and slugged the
thing. Then he tells him, ‘bleep you, I’ll bleep you up.’
Yeah, that’s ‘manning up’ like the best of ‘em, smacking a mascot
Bush league, if you ask me.
If anybody asks me, my money is on Stuff the Magic Dragon to defeat Primoz in a best of 7 steel cage death match… If it ever comes to that.