Bobcats Planet

Lebron James should be illegal, or at the very least he should be monitored as a controlled substance and only be allowed contact with other basketball players under the most critical conditions.  If you’re a Bobcats fan, watching these highlights may cause dizziness, blindness and sporadic vomiting… You’ve been warned. If you’re a Cavs fan [...]

Okay, let’s face it: the Bobcats aren’t making the playoffs this year. Worse, they’re probably not terrible enough to get a very high draft pick. So we’re just playing it out right now, and if the Bobcats’ season were a Megadeth album, it’d be Countdown to Extinction. But I’m going to keep watching, because they [...]

I have one request when it comes to playing the Cavaliers: ABDJ, which stands for “Anyone But Damon Jones.”  Really, I will accept any other form of loss to Cleveland: LeBron James could be awarded thirty free-throws, Anderson Varejao could go for a triple-double, Scott Pollard could tip in the game-winning bucket off his Mohawk—anything, [...]

Cue the theme to The Jeffersons: I’m so excited to announce that I’m now a member of the “Bobcats Planet” staff! From now on, my loyal readers—both of them—can catch my recaps either on my own web page or on www.bobcatsplanet.com/joomla/. There are several great aspects of this. First, the name: “Bobcats Planet.” Let’s face [...]