Behold… Linkage to brighten up your Thursday afternoon.

Hardwood Paroxysm ( runs to dictionary.com to find out what the heck paroxysm means ) reports that there are several Bobcats that have been dealing with a lot of rejection this season.

Rufus on Fiyaaaaaah is putting together a list of Gerald Wallace facts (Chuck Norris style), For example:

Gerald Wallace doesn’t jump. When he dunks, the arena lowers itself to his eye level.

From the BCP Forums, apparently Charlotte Bobcats interns have great perks. Also BCP fans feel that if Dennis Rodman could make it into the All-Star game, then Gerald Wallace deserves to be in it this year.

And finally it appears that strange spiral blue lights were reported over Norway on Tuesday night (seriously). These lights were weird, unnatural and have raised a lot of questions as to what they might be… I think it’s obvious. Sam Cassell’s family is returning from the Andromeda galaxy to claim their beloved andromedan/human hybrid offspring son.

Congratulations on the reunion with your family Sam.